Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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