Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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