This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i think i just lost a toe
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
