Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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