Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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