We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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