After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
