Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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