sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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