the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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