You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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