Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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