Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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