thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Randomize
