She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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