: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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