Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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