No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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