So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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