new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
The beer is more important than you right now.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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