He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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