she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
COCAINE IS GR8
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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