ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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