i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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