Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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