ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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