IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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