who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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