if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
His nipple licking is glorious
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