He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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