OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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