I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I checked into jail on foursquare
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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