Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
is it fun? or sober?
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