help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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