Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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