There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I have fence marks all over my body
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So here I am, sexting at work.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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