just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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