we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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