I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she looked like the before picture.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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