I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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