It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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