i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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