Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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