she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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