I didn't shave. On purpose
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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