that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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