4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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