The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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