Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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