You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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