im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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