Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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