We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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