It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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