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(815): View more from Illinois

Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco

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(404): View more from Georgia

"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?

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(716): View more from New York

You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i have a girlfriend

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if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?

(630): View more from Illinois

no

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?

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(804): View more from Virginia

Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me

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