Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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