he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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