so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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