quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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